Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Even Though I Only Shaved Pubic Hair 1

「Hello」

It was Sunday in front of the station, and the ones who approached me as I waited for Shishido were two police officers in uniform. One of them was a woman, and she was the one who spoke to me.

Both of them seemed quite young, around twenty years old, and they didn’t have an intimidating presence. However, since I had never been approached by a police officer before, I was already feeling nervous.

「Recently, there’s been a string of purse snatching incidents in this area involving knives. Could we check the contents of your bag?」

「It will only take a moment, so we ask for your cooperation.」

The other officer chimed in immediately without giving me a chance to escape, adding to the female officer’s request.

This is what they call a stop and search, I guess. I had no reason to refuse, and if I acted suspiciously and got taken in, that would ruin everything. I took off my backpack and handed it to the officer.

「Could you open it for us?」

It’s probably a protocol or routine that officers don’t open bags themselves. I unzipped it fully to make it easier to see and handed it over again.

「Thank you, we’ll take a look now.」

「Are you off today?」

The male officer, who wasn’t checking the contents, asked me. Since it was Sunday, most people would be off. Asking obvious questions like this is probably just part of the routine.

「I’m meeting someone.」

「I see. We’ll be quick, so thank you for your cooperation.」

「Excuse me, but is this a razor?」

Ah, that’s right. A razor is indeed a blade. It can cut people too.

「It’s fine. Carrying a razor or cutter isn’t an arrestable offense on its own. If there’s a legitimate reason, it’s not a problem.」

「So, can you tell us why you have a razor in your bag? It doesn’t seem to be a men’s razor. It’s usually used for shaving women’s faces, isn’t it? Did your mother ask you to buy it for her?」

「But it doesn’t seem like you bought this today. Do you always carry a razor in your bag?」

Even as a novice, I understood. If you always carry a razor, you need a legitimate reason for it.

But would they believe me if I told them the real reason—that I was about to do a shaving play with a classmate I treat like an onahole?

They probably wouldn’t believe it. A dull guy like me doing shaving play? Maybe I should come up with an excuse.

「Hey, Keito! Are you getting stopped for a check?」

Shishido suddenly stood between me and the officers, saying 「Ah, a razor!」 and grabbing the razor. Of course, the officer didn’t let go, but the situation changed drastically.

「So, is this razor yours?」

「Well, it’s Keito’s, but he’s going to shave me, you know, our pubic hair.」

Our?

Thanks to Shishido’s help, I suddenly felt like I could see clearly and noticed Eve standing behind me.

Why is Eve here too? If she’s here today, does that mean they’re really planning to shave?

「You! You made a disgusted face when you saw me, didn’t you?」

I mean, I was surprised, so I couldn’t help it. Shishido just dragged me into this, so of course I’d be surprised she’s here too.

「Oh, there’s also shaving gel. This is for sensitive areas for girls.」

Unafraid of the police, Shishido started pulling out items from my bag to clear my suspicion, making the officer’s face turn red. She even went as far as to say, 「Look, there’s also a condom, right?」

「Two razors? You really got one for me too.」

The suspicion around my possession of razors was more than cleared, but don’t make it sound like we’re going to have a threesome. The two officers will definitely feel awkward now.

「I-I see. Thank you for your cooperation.」

The two officers, their faces bright red, hurriedly said this and saluted as they saw me off. Saluting is probably part of their routine too, but it felt exaggerated and more embarrassing.

「Keito, it’s good you didn’t get arrested.」

「How did they even know this guy has a women’s razor?」

Both Shishido and Eve, like me, were in casual clothes today. Since it was Sunday and we were going to a love hotel, Shishido, the only one with love hotel experience, advised us against wearing our uniforms.

Shishido wore denim shorts with a T-shirt short enough to show her stomach, and a white cardigan on top. As expected, she looked quite gal-like.

Eve, on the other hand, wore a black dress decorated with lace, platform shoes, and a pink bag. As expected, she had a landmine style.

Leading the way, Shishido said, 「It’s really close,」 and it really was. It was about three minutes from where we met in front of the station.

Being nearly a virgin, I didn’t even know there was a love hotel here. Or rather, if Shishido hadn’t told me, I wouldn’t have recognized it as a love hotel.

That’s because it was completely different from my perception of a love hotel.

The exterior walls were a calm gray, with no sleazy atmosphere at all. The name was something stylish and incomprehensible, with no love vibe.

We followed Shishido through the narrow entrance, with Eve and I clearly curious, looking around the love hotel. Being in the back, I, of course, also looked around and studied the love hotel.

We reached a panel for selecting rooms, which I’d seen somewhere before, only in love hotels. Looking over Shishido’s shoulder, I saw various rooms lined up with photos.

There were chic rooms with black and gray themes, pure white rooms perhaps demonstrating cleanliness, and rooms that seemed straight out of a drama. Each room apparently had different decor.

Glancing at Eve, she seemed to be considering which room to choose, moving her gaze around. However, Shishido didn’t hesitate.

「Great, this room’s available! It’s okay for multiple people.」

For a love hotel meant for sex, allowing multiple people means it’s possible to have threesomes or foursomes, right? Then, does this mean that in the world, people normally engage in orgy-like plays in love hotels? Morals are way too loose!

「Naho recommended this place, saying it was good.」

Takato Naho, with a name that sounds like a high-class onahole, wasn’t just for show. If she has good reviews, it means she’s done it, a threesome. What a bitch.

「By the way, she’s not here today, though.」

The last gals’ gathering was at Naho’s room, but I understand that a love hotel would be more convenient for shaving pubic hair. Still, if Eve’s here, you’d think Naho would tag along.

「Hey, if Naho were here, I’d end up getting done again, right?」

「That’s true.」

「‘That’s true’? Why are you saying it so calmly? You were the first guy to see me like that. You’re an accomplice too.」

「Then why are you here today?」

「Well, I want to see too. And I want to go to a love hotel. Plus…」

「Because I invited you?」

「Exactly! Rua just decided on her own. You’re planning to shave mine too, aren’t you? I haven’t even decided to shave yet.」

Wait, is there a possibility of shaving?

I thought Shishido just dragged me into this to shave, but maybe among girls, or rather gals, it’s normal to shave. As an introvert, I completely don’t get it.

The room we reached on the fourth floor by elevator, despite being meant for a threesome, was just an ordinary room.

The wallpaper was white, and the bed sheets were white. There was a long sofa facing a large TV, perfect for playing games.

But it didn’t have the atmosphere for a threesome or foursome.

「Is this really a love hotel?」

Eve asked, but as someone who was also new to love hotels, I shared the same sentiment. This isn’t a love hotel; it’s more like a rental room.

「It’s a love hotel. Why?」

「It’s not erotic at all. Shouldn’t it be darker, with ropes or toys or something?」

「There are rooms like that, but this is a party room, so it’s made to be easy to use for things like girls’ nights out.」

So that’s what multiple means.

Not everyone does threesomes or foursomes. I felt relieved, but at the same time, my dreams were shattered.

「Alright, I’ll take a shower. Come in after about ten minutes, Keito.」

「Wait, I’ll go too.」

「Huh?」

I involuntarily let out a sound. So Eve really intended to be shaved.

「What are you expecting? It’s awkward to be just the two of you, right?」

I see. That makes sense.